Funny Things Visitors Asked TodayPosted: August 27, 2011
“Should I take an umbrella to go walk in the rainforest?”
Sweet Jesus lord woman, the sun is glaring down on us, sizzling my pasty white skin, and you’re asking me if you need an umbrella? Don’t say it too loud, the fog will hear you! And then it will rush in like you damn tourists do on a long weekend. And then we’ll be sad, and then you WILL need a freaking umbrella on the trail.
Bah. Grr. Harumph. Tourists.